Scientific Name: Obisetius Maximus

So here are so phrases that i have heard that exemplify why are nation is so ridiculouly obese:

1. "Ma'm your total comes to $296.37 thank you for shopping Cub Foods"
2. "ma'am would you like a second cart for your groceries?"
3. "Hey i want to bring in my own chips and sour cream dip to go with our burritos at Chipotle"
4. "It's cheaper if you just buy the entire stock pile box of ding-dongs"
5. "Should we drive over to Chipotle?" (it was literally across the parking lot)

I am stricly embarrassed for the city of Edina, the state of Minnesota, and quite frankly our nation as a whole! Our children* are going to die of heart disease before they even hit puberty!

*that was a hypothetical reference to children don't you worry sirachi!