Sorry kids i guess im just getting too old for this

So you know you are too old to be tping(toliet papering for all those who didn't know and you know what if you didn't know im not sure i even want you reading my blog because than you really are waay too old anways...)when: you are too tired to go at 11:30 and all you can think about the whole way to the house is the sooner you get done the sooner you can go to bed! What started out as your new sexy raspy voice turns into a painful sore throat making simple phrases hard to get out, but last but not least when you try to impress the younger girls in the car by speedily "sticking it in reverse" to "dodge the popo's" you run into a curb at a speed that would turn any parents hair grey leaving the pacif's tires worn out and stenching of burnt rubber. So i am sorry kids if i didn't cause enough mayhem or talk my way out of any tickets i promise next time i will run through the stop sign, well pause i mean lets not get too crazy!