Please forgive me Usher

So apparently i am not at all club material. BIG SHOCKER! So last night a few friends and i went on a little outing to Energy nightclub in the exciting town of Rosemount or Roseville or something Rose Minnesota. I thought i was looking great! I had on a cute black sweater, jeans and my great Jessica Simpson heels that put me at a height of about 5' way too tall " (approximately 5'11" if you are looking for a visual) So we arrive at the club around nine only to my surprise that i was extremely over dressed!!! Apparently the Energy Night Club dress code consisted of clothes from the baby gap and that is if the baby gap ran an S & M campaign. I wasn't exactly the hit of the night in the gentleman's eyes. It could have been my bundled up sweater or my constant avoidance of physical contact but whatever it was I can honestly say i was NOT bringing sexy back...big time!