Auntie Em Auntie Em...tell me it was all a dream

So today my worst nightmare came true. No i did not go to school butt naked, however in my attempt to make a speech about the riveting girls swim season in front of the ENTIRE school, i tripped. I tripped and stumbled and caught myself(luckily) however tripped none the less. I was mortified. I looked out at the array of pimply faced youth laugh in hysterics over my humiliation and thought to myself

Please let this be a dream! Please somebody tell me that didn't really just happen!

But in fact it did. I did trip in front of the entire high school student body and staff. It wasn't a dream.