It is always better to give then to receive

So recently i was given what is known scientifically as a firebelly toad. His name is Richard Parker and he is by far the meanest pet of all time ever. I have had to surrender the entire bathroom space to him because i am too frightened to move him. I have to address myself prior to every entrance to make sure my presence is welcome. He eats LIVE CRICKETS! *the caps lock is necessary because that's disgusting!* I remember when a pet was a loving, domesticated animal that the whole family could enjoy. But no Richard Parker is the Jeffrey Daulhmer of animals, just waiting for the perfect time to attack! ... oh crap i have to pee!