When you say nothing at all...

Okay so I'm no Jerry Seinfeld i wouldn't even consider myself a Kathy Griffin but i do like to make the occasional funny. I love to laugh and i love making people laugh even more. However for the 18 plus years i have known myself i have realized that some of my jokes tend to get rather stale and that i repeat old material to a lack luster and often annoyed audience.**you know who you are** So this post is more of a forewarning to my newer acquaintances, i may on the surface seem witty, charming and painstakingly funny however i am undoubtedly that girl who tells the same jokes over and over again so be cautious and realize that this hilarity will in fact wear off. That is all.

These are a few of my least favorite things...

• "Fake" people. I hate to be lied to, to be fooled and I hate it when people are untrue to themselves.
• 37 hour long bus rides. (that's self explanatory)
• Dreamgirls I'm not sure why, but i have a strong hatred for this academy award winning film.
• Ignorance...and the south for that matter, but they really go hand in hand.
• Seeing others take things for granted. Whether it is material possessions or good fortune or their state of happiness it seems to always be disregarded for something "better"
• The outside crust of pop tarts
• Being alone. Not necessarily in a literal sense because i can be in a room filled with people and still feel terribly alone.
• Being told what to do.
• People who are rude.
• Jack Black...i just really don't think he's funny
• Simply watching wonderful opportunities pass you by