The Greatest Thing to come from Puerto Rico since Spiced Rum.

I sit next to this boy in my English class named Sebastien. (And yes, I do, on occasion, replace his head with one of a lobster. Don't pretend like you weren't thinking about it) Sebastian is terribly funny. Although it's hard to miss his Puerto Rican accent under his breath, he has Americanized himself quite well, with the use of pastel Abercrombie polos and a questionable amount of Axe cologne. His barely there 5 foot 4 inch frame only adds to his humor. Though he carries himself with confidence and is incredibly well spoken. We have conversations about feminism, racism, politics and war, and whether or not we were on Team Jen or Team Vince during the movie The Break Up. Basically I just wanted to take a little time to say thanks to Sebastian not only for making me realize how wonderful life is under the sea but for making me laugh at 9:40 in the morning. A difficult task at that.