You know you're too tan when...
Okay so i love to be tan! It is a passtime, no a sport rather in my mind that i have *not to brag* perfected! So the other day i was at this incredibly fun Columbia day Fiestival! The majority of the people there were of hispanic decent. So it was to my shock that I was asked if I was Columbian. I was flattered but said no, knowing that my parents are Irish and Sweedish neither of which are remotely latino. So the moral of this story is...everyone dies and I am going to look tan doing it! *this one is for totz and kessler future sunscreenaholics*
3 Comments:
Yesterday: "You're really not Colombian? Wow! So tan!"
10 Years from now: "You're not dead? Seriously? You're alive? Wait, then hy so many wrinkles? Oh yes. You didn't wear sunscreen as a young one and now they have found new forms of skin cancer in you. Here, look at this coffin magazine and pick out one you think is pretty for your funeral within the next year."
[Sniffle]
thanks kess atleast you care that im dying...but everyone is so atleast i am columbian!
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