Ah Uptown Art Fair...so refreshing!

So i just got back from a fun filled day at the fair, the art fair not that disgusting flea infested deep fried non represented "state" fair, the better of the two! So a day in uptown with barb and tim, the parents, consists of finding the cheapest parking, buying waay to much food and then complaining about the outlandish costs (lemonade-$6.50, corn dog-$3, beer-$4,but a day with there adorable daughter...priceless!) Followed by their incredible lack of understanding of modern art. Thats art?! I could do that are you kidding you honestly want 300 dollars for that?! C'mon mom like go your embarassing me I don't want them to know we are cheap! Then the exhausting trek back to the car were we reflect on the day: "There were quite an array of pieces. Yes yes very unique and beutiful. What did you think Colleen? Priceless!"